I've been missing for awhile.
My charger to my lap top exploded.
The forums give me serious greif.
If I see the lady putting a baby in a dishwasher one more time I'll kill that screen.
I'm failing three classes.
I forgot Valentines.
I got a 29 on my math test.
So, to sum it up, life is sucking mega hard donkey balls with a side of suck-ish llama fur balls.